Hmmm hum hum DAMN DAMN Blog.

Okay, so this is my blog. I don't really know what it's about, but if I was browsing, I would read it. It's one of THOSE blogs. Like, the ones that say, like, okay, so I was at this party last night and they suspended him from a tree in bubble wrap. and people comment and go IN BUBBLE WRAP?!! and then the blogger replies going IN BUBBLE WRAP. (that actually happened to me once.)

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Hum for the Sad Orange

Nothing Rhymes With Orange - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Hum Again for Threadless because I LOVE THREADLESS

Cookie Loves Milk - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

A is for Jerks! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Recycling - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Hum for Threadless Again Just Because It's So Cool

Haikus are easy but... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Hum for Threadless *Woo*

Strangers With Candy - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Hum Twenty Six

OMG OMG OMG

I want a surfboard. A Bic 7"3 Mini Malibu. OMG. $700 worth of surfboard BUT I WANT IT SO BADLY! (Anyone reading this, feel free to throw one at me, you know, as long as i can still surf afterward AND keep the board, it's all good)

Click HERE
And HERE

That's going at the top of my wishlist.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Hum Goodness Me It's Time I Figured Out What Number I'm Up To

Man, the holidays are so over.
That depresses me. I mean, I have to do the whole knuckling down and studying so I can get my 14 maths credits. Is that totally rank or is that totally rank? I tell you what, it is TOTALLY RANK. My life is over. Completely, well and truly over. O-V-E-R. Over.
Maths is like AIDS. The longer you have it, the sicker you become. I can tell you now, I am extremely ill. So ill, in fact, that I am starting to sound intelligent and wisdomonimous.

S: Yeah, the scissor sisters are a bit gay but everyone likes them.
ME: Exactly. They are a bit minty, but in the long run, we're all tic tacs. Some of us are just different flavours.

Is that wisdom for you or what? I tell you what, that is wisdom. The years must be finally catching up with me. Damn, I forgot my lunch.

Well last week I stayed at my cousins' house. It was pretty rocking, man. It was pretty rocking. I wore my hair out at school yesterday. People actually complimented me, but my paranoid side says that they were lying so that they could take advantage of my skills. What skills, he says. Paranoia is a tricky thing.

I spent $391.29 or something like that on my Eftpos card. The bank charged me $10.50 in fees with a rebate of $20.00. I mean, seriously, who charges people that much? It made me so angry that I decided to change banks.

Parachute is coming up and don't we all know it. I can't wait, man, it's going to be a good one. Ronnled's gonna hook me up. Yeyor. So many people are coming. I kinda don't want them to, y'know? It's like, my thing and I don't want them to ruin it by telling me off for things I shouldn't be doing. But oh well, I mean, I guess you can't put a damper on ecstasy, can you?

Ciao for now.
xxxxx

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Hum with Extra Superior Clapping Legless Sardines for the Favourites Hum

I think I need to list some of my favourite things. I don't know why, I just think that I should. For comic reasons, and also for the fact that Christmas and my Birthday are coming up. (hint hint)

FOOD AND DRINK
  • Dark Chocolate
  • Cookies & Cream Ice Cream
  • Coca Cola
  • Fresh Muffins
  • Gummi Bears
  • Chocolate Brownies
  • Hot Cookies
  • Sherbet Fizzes
  • Margherita Pizza
  • Archers
  • Bailey's

TIMES AND PLACES

  • Winter Nights
  • Midnight
  • Parachute!
  • Sheree's House
  • Megan's House
  • Keri's House
  • Brisbane
  • Stewart Island
  • Kaikoura

ACTIVITIES

  • Horse Riding
  • Surfing
  • Running
  • Sims2 (Damnit I know it's lame)
  • Xbox
  • Partying

And those are my favourite things. Wow. That's so much better.

Hum Twenty Three

Well I am so phsyched for next year. I just want exams to be OVER and this term to be OVER so we can get on with the holidays and get ready for summer. Oooh, this summer is going to be one helluva partay. Last Summer keri and me and meggy babes reconciled. I reckon we should have a few random celebrations.


  • Summer Celebration
  • Christmas Party
  • Winter Solistice Party
  • Advent Celebration
  • New Years Celebration

And now for the random ones (the ones I like best are highlighted)

  • Coca Cola Celebration (for Keri)
  • Chocolate Celebration
  • We're all Born in March Celebration
  • Pink Celebration
  • Black Celerbration
  • Chick Flick Celebration
  • Peter Celebration (for Megan)
  • Scarf Celebration
  • Ice Cream Party
  • Sushi Celebration
  • History of Italy Celebration
  • Pre-Parachute Celebration
  • Clothes Shopping Celebration
  • Fairy Celebration
  • Christmas Shopping Celebration

OMG and I also have to write a happy to-do list. Like, now.

  • Buy Sheree a Birthday Present
  • Buy Dad a Birthday Present
  • Work a few days during Study Leave
  • Start running again
  • Stay at Sheree's
  • Go Christmas Shopping
  • Go Parachute Shopping
  • Have a random party! YAY!

Friday, August 04, 2006

Hum...DAMN DAMN I don't know what number I'm up to.

So guys.

Gawsh I am so bored, I can hear Mr Lawnmower outside doing, guess what? Lawnmowing. Gawsh, didn't see that one coming. I have double geo this morning. And then double info, then social with AL then maths. AL is annoying. Haha, this is great, I can post anything I want now cause no one goes on blogger no more.

MY BROTHER PLAYS RUGBY.

AL IS REALLY ANNOYING!

NOT ALL PIRHANAS ARE CARNVORIOUS!

Haha.

xx

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Hum for the Party Playlists

Well I have to make a compilation for the 50th. I'm kinda excited really, I like doing that sort of thing. I'll have to steal some of Meggy's CDs and Nelly's too. Hmmmm.

THE PLAYLIST

  1. Village People - YMCA
  2. Michael Jackson - I'm Bad
  3. Elvis Presley - Hound Dog
  4. Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
  5. Michael Jackson - Thriller
  6. Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock
  7. Billy Joel - Uptown Girl
  8. The Jacksons - Blame it on the Boogie
  9. M People - Moving on Up
  10. Outkast - Hey Ya
  11. Bee Gees - Night Fever
  12. Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5
  13. Grease Megamix
  14. Billy Haley - Rock Around the Clock
  15. Bee Gees - Staying Alive
  16. Manfred Mann -Do Wah Diddy
  17. Abba - Mamma Mia
  18. Abba - Dancing Queen
  19. Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
  20. Katrina and the Waves - Walking on Sunshine
  21. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
  22. Queen - Bicycle
  23. The Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Californication
  24. Wild Cherry - Play that Funky Music
  25. Cat Stevens - Father and Son
  26. Cat Stevens - Where do the Children Play?
  27. Elton John - Your Song
  28. Elton John - Crocodile Rock
  29. The Beatles - Lucy in the Sky
  30. Elton John - Benny and the Jets
  31. Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
  32. Elton John - Saturday Night's Alright
  33. Talking Heads - Psycho Killer
  34. Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual
  35. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
  36. Queen - We Will Rock You
  37. Pink Floyd - Shine on You Crazy Diamond
  38. Pink Floyd - Emily Plays
  39. Ashford and Simpson - Ain't No Mountain High Enough
  40. Aretha Franklin - Respect
  41. Dalvanius Prime - Poi E
  42. Neil Finn - Six Months in a Leaky Boat
  43. The Exponents - Why Does Love Do This To Me?
  44. The Mutton Birds - Dominion Road
  45. Th' Dudes - Bliss
  46. Coldplay - Clocks
  47. Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over
  48. Crowded House - Always Take the Weather with You
  49. Dave Dobbyn - Slice of Heaven
  50. Dave Dobbyn - Loyal
  51. Aretha Franklin - RESPECT
  52. The Police - Roxanne
  53. The Police - Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
  54. Sting - After the Rain has Fallen
  55. Bic Runga - Sway
  56. Alanis Morisette - Not the Doctor
  57. Alanis Morisette - Head Over Feet
  58. Alanis Morisette - Hand in My Pocket
  59. Bic Runga - Listening for the Weather
  60. Good Charlotte - The Young and the Hopeless
  61. The Eagles - Heartache Tonight
  62. The Rolling Stones - Satisfaction
  63. The Eagles - Hotel California
  64. Dragon - April Sun in Cuba
  65. Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance with Somebody
  66. Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water
  67. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
  68. The Killers - Somebody Told Me
  69. The Beatles - Love Me Do
  70. The Beatles - She Loves You

Sorry it's so long, but whatever. That must be at least six hours worth right there.

ELESE'S PICKS

  • The Beatles - Lucy in the Sky
  • Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water
  • Outkast - Hey Ya
  • Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5
  • Ashford and Simpson - Ain't No Mountain High Enough

Tell me what you think. Make some suggestions!