Hum for Napoleon and Dave

Today has been great so far. That is, till I got out of bed. I hate getting out of bed in the morning, I sleep with the curtains open and it's cold in my room but my bed is not and I don't want to get out of bed at 6 am to eat kiwifruit and mandarins then get in the car to sit down and scrawl little Xes and Ys and simultaneous parabolic line equations at an educational institution all day! (I suspect it's a joke the government has; I can see Don and Helen having a laugh about it now; "They STILL think algebra is for real!", cue: maniac laughter.) Well till then I guess I'll just sit at my computer and tap away while my brother plays on ADVENTURE QUEST (object of the game: whack two-legged purple things with big teeth) Urgh.

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Napoleon says: Lucky!

Gawsh. Napoleon is so awesome.

NAPOLEON QUOTES...GAWSH

• I love the way...your sandy hair...floats in the air.To me it's like a lullaby.I'm just flying by,oh, so high...like a kite tied to a stake.
• Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes, all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter
• Napoleon: Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?
  Pedro: Build her a cake or something.
• I don't know, but she left all this crap on my porch.
• Well, things are gettin' pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day... so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.
• It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for its skills in magic.
• We need, like, some name tags with our picture on it,all laminated and whatnot.I mean, we gotta look legit, man
• Napoleon: What other girl? Pedro: The one that left all that crap on your porch.
• What the heck are you guys doin'? Tryin' to ruin my life and make me look like a friggin' idiot?
• Why don't you go eat a "decroded" piece of crap
• Napoleon: Do the chickens have large talons? Farmer: Do they have what?
• Yeah. It looks pretty sweet.It looks awesome.That suit, it's--it's incredible
• You don't feel like your head is burning or-- or anything?
• Napoleon: How's your neck? Nerd: Stings. Napoleon: That's too bad. Pedro offers you his protection.
• Yeah right, who's the only one here that knows illegal ninja moves from the Government?

Hum Something, I'm too bored to care.

Hum Hum Hum.

Gawsh I'm so bored. I want to write a list but I don't. I'm so obsessed with Parachute, it's like, so my life. I love festival atmosphere. Parachute is so awesome, like, everyone is so laxed out and all zoned. Lol. Zoned.

THINGS I CAN'T FORGET TO TAKE TO PARACHUTE '07

• An umbrella. I thought it was genius, that idea, on the account of having to sit in the marquee with like, 20 of us all cramped in instead to escape the shade and the heat instead of wandering round having fun.
• Jandals. Jandals are awesome for the gravel, like, your feet get all dusty but whatever. It's parachute, who cares?
• Cash in hand. Credit cards and Eftpos is rubbish, you have to line up for the bank and it takes forever, like the shops are open longer than the bank.
• Radios. Like the little ones that you can tune into other stations on. Real Walkie Talkie thingies. Like the ones that Matthew has that you can tune to channel 23 and say "Come in, Golden Eagle, come in. Over." And then you say back "Golden Eagle recieving Lucky Charm loud and clear. Over."
• An acoustic guitar. Like, everyone has them. They're awesome.
• Up and Go! The ultimate quick-fix breakfast...and lunch and dinner and elevenses and supper and...
• A unicycle. They're AWESOME...They're...incREDIBLE!
• A video recorder of some sort...to capture all those unforgettable moments of sleep deprivation-crazed lunacy that you want to share with everyone back at home.
• Friends. Cause you gotta have friends...No one likes a loner.

And that is it. Moccona heft mere mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.