Hum Thirteen

Happy Birthday to you...Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear NIXXXXXXXX!

This is a post dedicated to NIX cause it's her birthday. So, as the List Queen, I guess I'll have to write a list of THINGS Nix can do now that she's 16.

So here goes.

THINGS THAT NIX CAN DO NOW THAT SHE IS 16 AND NOT 15 LIKE ME

• Eat fish and chips on the roundabout, even when her parents say not to sit on the grass cause she'll catch cold.
• Leave home, even though it's not really a clever idea.
• THE LEGAL AGE IS 16!...need I say more?
• Dance crazy and no one will think she is obnoxious cause you can only be obnoxious when you're 15, after 15 life gets serious.
• Get her restricted.
• Get a job at Wendy's. the lady told me I was too young, and not even entitled to the minimum wage (which is rubbish anyway)
• Have coffee in a cafe and the waitresses won't think she's weird or trying to be old before her time, like when I go into cafes thats what the waitresses look at me like.
• Spend longer on the phone, because everyone knows that you automatically become more prestigious at 16.
• Provide Elese with a lifetime of chocolate (not a must, but it is strongly reccomended)

So that's Nix's birthday post.

LOVE YA!